Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Holy hot dog in a toaster.

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." (Tim Allen)

Unrelated, but funny.

I forgot to tell what are my latest news.

On friday I'll leave in Germany for a few days, to be precise until Sunday morning. I'll be going in Berlin, just to derp around, nothing special. I dunno exactly why I'm leaving to Berlin. My dad told me yesterday after I came from school "O hai. You know, friday afternoon we're leaving in Berlin" "O yea ? Sunday at 2 P.M I have an exam at embriology" "O, so what ? We'll be back at 10 A.M."

I CAN FEEL ZE EPICNESS YES.

Moar ghosts n stuuuuuuuuuffffffffff !!!!!!!!!! :D/ :D/ :D/

I love Deadmau5. I love his music. He's one of the few artists for which I'd donate a kidney to attend one of their concerts (Between them are Daft Punk,. I love all of his songs. :x I mean, ALL of them. Cthulhu sleeps, Word Problems, Bot, Hi Friend, Catbread, A city in Florida, Sofi needs a ladder, Strobe, Lack of a better name, FML, Ghosts n stuff, and so on. =P~

I also found a few days ago a very cool toon channel on YouTube. It's called Eddsworld. Some of you guys knew it b4, but I stumbled upon it, don't ask me how. I spent these days LOLing. This is my fav episode:



There are more funny episodes on the channel, and there's also a website where you can find toons in flash format, or even comics:



Further on, in the easter vacation I'll have a surgery to support. First one EVAR.
I'm having problems breathing, so I went a week ago to the doctor, in order to find out what's wrong w/ me. My nose is deviated to the right so much, that I can't breathe normally, and I must be operated. Very nice. :|

Now, I want to ask you a question: Do you have hi5 ? Or at least know what it is ?
If you're too dumb to know what it is, I'll tell you.
Hi5 is a social network, which in it's early years was cool and now is full of cocalari. I used to have a hi5 account before, when it was as cool as is Facebook atm.
Why did I closed my hi5 account ? Because I was receiving comments which sounded like this (This is the most hillarious one):

"Good honey, although a skin very beautiful so sexy and attractive, especially attractive obtain one of those eyes of those lips of hair it's priceful for a life and I think it will be uuuuuuuffffffff tits legs sexy and attractive will think that bra crazy super-tits human real with him beauties and more attractive i think i'm sick and sexy which they have breasts and oooooofffffff it has a great body and there is URL's for the garments sexy beeeeeeee what you'll think, crazy truck, dear real organism, i've been sick with breast cancer i would like to close"

HOLY TROMBONES AND A POGO STICK. =))=))=))
Now you know the reason why I despise hi5.

Oh, and to close my post, I would like to show you a hillarious movie found on Random Forum Title, I almost died of laughter:



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Oh, and forget it. You can't have my emoticons. [-X[-)>:P

This is the life.

"I was not an outstanding student. I did a reasonable amount of work. I got generally good - pretty good grades, but I was not that passionate about getting straight A's." (Steve Case)

I love when I'm the only student who passes at a certain exam. And not at limit, but w/ a high grade.

Nuff said. *lights up cigarette*

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Exams.

"My opinion regarding the exams session ? It's a big, pure and stinky piece of shit." (Mischka Zuzu)

Fuck exams. I hate them.

I failed at biochemistry, the second chance is on tuesday and monday I have exam at genetics. FFFUUUUUUUU !

Fuck biochemistry. I hate it. It's like shit.

"What are the protein precipitating reactions ?"

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW !!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF !

Atm, my desk is full of ash, ash trays, opened books, sheets of paper and notebooks everywhere, and I'm listening to music. It's the only way I can focus on what I have to learn.

A while ago, I was staying at the desk, learning, when suddenly I heard something buzzing around. I didn't gave a fuck, so I continued studying. But, the noise was so annoying, it was creeping me out every 2 minutes.
So, I started searching for that buzzing creature. I thought a fly was trapped between my notebooks, so I made a complete mess around.

After 2 hours of searching and searching, I found out that the buzzing came from a bottle of mineral water. It had a cork on the top, and the acid was getting out. From there the buzzing was coming...

FML. Fuck sessions.

Monday, January 10, 2011

I have to do this.

"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." (Paul Gauguin)

To start my first post of the year, I want to wish to all of you Happy new year, and be careful not to step on a piece of shit. Kthx.

Finally, winter holidays are over, so things for me got normal. Yeaaaahhh, fuck em all.

Sorry for my lame-ass mood, but I've just started my session, I have to read books of approximately 500 plates and I've just finished reading at biochemistry.
Session is good for now, I had a viva voce test at anatomy on thurrrrsday and I GOT AN 8 !!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!! I'M THE BEST ! (*trollface*)

Now, leaving beside my fucking learning session n stuff, I would like to say: Alexis Jordan and all plagiarists, eat shit and die.

Why ?

I hate people who steal a song, lay on it some high-pitched voice, like you have a fuckin cucumber in your ass, and say "Oh, this song is mine".

"HHHHHAAAAAAAPPPPPIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSS, I'M SUCH A STUPID CUNT."

Do you know Alexis Jordan's song "Happiness" ? I bet you do.
Well, on a day I was driving to school, at a local radio played this song, and at the end the MC said it's Alexis Jordan's song.

Well, kiss my ass, because it ain't.

Make a comparison between these two songs:

This is the original song:
Deadmau5 - Brazil

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And this is the fucked up version of that pussy:

Alexis jordan - Happiness

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Bitch, GTFO of the musical industry, your place is in the kitchen. Amirite ?!

"HHHAAAAAAAPPPPIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEESSSSSSSS WITH MY CUCUMBER IN THE ASS"

Ok. The main point is: That slut gave no credits for Deadmau5, which sucks, eh ?!

Later that day, the dedication hours came, so I sent to that podcast a message:

"You bunch of turds, go fuck yourself. Eat shit and die. Why you play a stealed song and don't give credits for that person who spent months even years from their fuckin life to create a masterpiece ?!"

They didn't said my dedication on the radio, but at least they are not playing that song anymore.

Enough w/ this bitch called Alexis Jordan. Moving on to the Black Eyed Peas.

Remember their new song produced by Afrojack ? That one called "The Time"...
This video will speak itself:



Same beat, same snare, same hi-hat. Now that's fuckin weird, huh ?

Dirty beat ? Maybe stolen beat. >_<

Anyway, there are many artists who copy, for example Alexandra Stan copies Fergie, Xonia & Anda Adam are copying Lady GaGa, Kanye West copies Daft Punk, and bla-bla. There are too many plagiarists.

But that doesn't stops me from making a dedication for them (Sorry, it's in romanian, but you get the message):

Parazitii - Shoot yourself

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IN YO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Your mom hugs you and tells you "Good job, dear"
But she doesn't know that you're a slut in the musical prostitution.


Fail.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sweet revenge.

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" (William Shakespeare)

I want to begin this post w/ the following phrase: "I love my mom".

Why so ?

Well, in my college I used to have a friend, which is a girl. Before holiday, I argued w/ her, because she lied to me.
A few days ago, I changed 2 of my phone numbers, and the last one I gave it to my mom in order to avoid any humbug.

Yesterday, the bitch called on my last phone number, and guess who answered ? My mom. That tramp tried to change her voice, but my mom recognized her, and knowing everything that happened, she started cursing her.

Today, I was cleaning my room w/ my mom for the New Year's Eve Party I'm gonna throw, and found in my room a bag that belonged to that bitch, and said "Ok, I'll take that to the trash can later".
In that bag, there were some pairs of underwear, clothes and some chocolate.

A few hours later, a group of people were outside, singing lousy carols. My mom, who hates Christmas, went out and told them to sing w/ a lower volume, 'cause she wanted to take some sleep.
After 15 minutes, my mom got very mad because of those carols, so she took that bag and threw it directly on the window, knowing it belonged to that bitch. And guess what: We're living in a flat, at the 7th floor.

This is why I love my mom. Sweet revenge.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

"The nightmare before Christmas", or "Two ugly twats in a Bentley".

"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit." (Louie Anderson)

On the Christmas Eve night I went in the famous Bamboo club. Wow ! Amazeballs ! I'm so 5 minutes ago... *face palm*

And no, i wasn't the first time I went to Bamboo. I went like 2 times before. And, again, no, it's not one of my favourite clubs. I prefer Kristal and Player. K ?

Anyway, the whole night as funny. First of all, when we wanted to book a table, that bitch didn't asked in which location we want our table to be booked, so I found out that our table had been booked in Brasov, a city located at 166 km (exact) from Bucharest. Thank you very much, you little troll, but we wanted in Bucharest, so fuck you.

Next, we initially were a group of 7-8 people. Before the club, me and 2 friends of mine went downtown to have dinner. Dunno what the fuck happened in the meanwhile, but from the initial 8 people we ended like 4: 3 girls and 1 boy. Fucking cool, eh ?
That situation was solved, hen the boy bringed in the club 2 friends of his.

After the magnificent dinner, it was club time. Hop in the car, and let's go. Of course I was driving, so the girls were staying on the back seat. Somewhere, staying at the traffic lights, a Bentley showed up w/ two ugly slimy individuals. I usually call them "cocalari".
These two cocalari were staring at me like "Hey baby, what cha doin'", and me like "Go take a fuckin shower, you ugly slimy fuckhead. Both you and your fuckbuddy". When the traffic lights went green, I speeded up, in order to leave those trolls behind. Suddenly, someone was flashing me from behind. Yeah, there they are, my beloved retarded twats. Finally, they lost me.

So, we reached to the club, got the table, everything was perfect, so I ordered a bottle of vodka. I told the waitress that I want a simple Wyborowa vodka, and she brings me the Exquisite one. The difference between them is that the Exquisite one is double in price as the simple one. Being so stupid, I opened the bottle and started drinking.

Dunno what was on my mind, but I asked the waitress how much does the vodka bottle costs, and she told me: "420 RON" (that means almost 200$, if I'm not wrong). I shat brix at that moment, and said: OK, but it was not ok at all. I had only 50$ at me, and also ordered a Red Bull, which costed 10$. Fucking amazing.

This issue got solved, so we had fun all night. We danced, drank and laughed.

This is how I spent my Christmas night.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Bah ! Humbug.

"Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up." (Wendy Cope)

You wanna hear my opinion about Christmas ?

I FUCKING HATE IT.
Srsly now, I really hate it. I hate when little kids are waking me up at 6 A.M to open the flat's door just to come and sing me Christmas carols. I hate eating all that Christmas food. I hate almost everything regarding Christmas, and trust me, I have my own reasons.

2 years ago, exactly on the Christmas Eve (like today), I entered in a coma for a couple of days. The cause is still unknown, but I am suspecting a reason.
3 hours before entering in coma, I got very angry, and my blood pressure gone really big. In my stupid 17-year-old brain, I thought "Oh, let me take a hot bath, that should do the thing".
After making the hot bath, I got very sick, I vomited, and was exhausted. It was like 3 in the afternoon.
So I took a nap, and entered in a deep coma.

Later on, after a couple of days, I waked up in a hospital, and went like "Where the fuck am I ? Oh, Merry Christmas mom". The doctor told me that my blood pressure dropped at 5 to 3 or smth like that, and at 4 you die.

And this is how I spent my Christmas 2 years ago. Fucking great.

And, now you know why I hate Christmas.

Fuck that. Only the thought of what happened to me back then gives me goosebumps.

I still am decorating the Christmas tree n stuff, but I'm not as happy as I used to be, regarding Christmas.

As Ebenzer Scrooge used to say: "Bah ! Humbug", and Merry Christmas to all of you.