"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit." (Louie Anderson)
On the Christmas Eve night I went in the famous Bamboo club. Wow ! Amazeballs ! I'm so 5 minutes ago... *face palm*
And no, i wasn't the first time I went to Bamboo. I went like 2 times before. And, again, no, it's not one of my favourite clubs. I prefer Kristal and Player. K ?
Anyway, the whole night as funny. First of all, when we wanted to book a table, that bitch didn't asked in which location we want our table to be booked, so I found out that our table had been booked in Brasov, a city located at 166 km (exact) from Bucharest. Thank you very much, you little troll, but we wanted in Bucharest, so fuck you.
Next, we initially were a group of 7-8 people. Before the club, me and 2 friends of mine went downtown to have dinner. Dunno what the fuck happened in the meanwhile, but from the initial 8 people we ended like 4: 3 girls and 1 boy. Fucking cool, eh ?
That situation was solved, hen the boy bringed in the club 2 friends of his.
After the magnificent dinner, it was club time. Hop in the car, and let's go. Of course I was driving, so the girls were staying on the back seat. Somewhere, staying at the traffic lights, a Bentley showed up w/ two ugly slimy individuals. I usually call them "cocalari".
These two cocalari were staring at me like "Hey baby, what cha doin'", and me like "Go take a fuckin shower, you ugly slimy fuckhead. Both you and your fuckbuddy". When the traffic lights went green, I speeded up, in order to leave those trolls behind. Suddenly, someone was flashing me from behind. Yeah, there they are, my beloved retarded twats. Finally, they lost me.
So, we reached to the club, got the table, everything was perfect, so I ordered a bottle of vodka. I told the waitress that I want a simple Wyborowa vodka, and she brings me the Exquisite one. The difference between them is that the Exquisite one is double in price as the simple one. Being so stupid, I opened the bottle and started drinking.
Dunno what was on my mind, but I asked the waitress how much does the vodka bottle costs, and she told me: "420 RON" (that means almost 200$, if I'm not wrong). I shat brix at that moment, and said: OK, but it was not ok at all. I had only 50$ at me, and also ordered a Red Bull, which costed 10$. Fucking amazing.
This issue got solved, so we had fun all night. We danced, drank and laughed.
This is how I spent my Christmas night.
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