Zuzu - A future doctor's blog.

Holy hot dog in a toaster.

2011-01-19T22:36:00.001+02:00

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." (Tim Allen)

Unrelated, but funny.

I forgot to tell what are my latest news.

On friday I'll leave in Germany for a few days, to be precise until Sunday morning. I'll be going in Berlin, just to derp around, nothing special. I dunno exactly why I'm leaving to Berlin. My dad told me yesterday after I came from school "O hai. You know, friday afternoon we're leaving in Berlin" "O yea ? Sunday at 2 P.M I have an exam at embriology" "O, so what ? We'll be back at 10 A.M."

I CAN FEEL ZE EPICNESS YES.

Moar ghosts n stuuuuuuuuuffffffffff !!!!!!!!!!

I love Deadmau5. I love his music. He's one of the few artists for which I'd donate a kidney to attend one of their concerts (Between them are Daft Punk,. I love all of his songs. I mean, ALL of them. Cthulhu sleeps, Word Problems, Bot, Hi Friend, Catbread, A city in Florida, Sofi needs a ladder, Strobe, Lack of a better name, FML, Ghosts n stuff, and so on.

I also found a few days ago a very cool toon channel on YouTube. It's called Eddsworld. Some of you guys knew it b4, but I stumbled upon it, don't ask me how. I spent these days LOLing. This is my fav episode:

There are more funny episodes on the channel, and there's also a website where you can find toons in flash format, or even comics:

Further on, in the easter vacation I'll have a surgery to support. First one EVAR.
I'm having problems breathing, so I went a week ago to the doctor, in order to find out what's wrong w/ me. My nose is deviated to the right so much, that I can't breathe normally, and I must be operated. Very nice.

Now, I want to ask you a question: Do you have hi5 ? Or at least know what it is ?
If you're too dumb to know what it is, I'll tell you.
Hi5 is a social network, which in it's early years was cool and now is full of cocalari. I used to have a hi5 account before, when it was as cool as is Facebook atm.
Why did I closed my hi5 account ? Because I was receiving comments which sounded like this (This is the most hillarious one):

"Good honey, although a skin very beautiful so sexy and attractive, especially attractive obtain one of those eyes of those lips of hair it's priceful for a life and I think it will be uuuuuuuffffffff tits legs sexy and attractive will think that bra crazy super-tits human real with him beauties and more attractive i think i'm sick and sexy which they have breasts and oooooofffffff it has a great body and there is URL's for the garments sexy beeeeeeee what you'll think, crazy truck, dear real organism, i've been sick with breast cancer i would like to close"

HOLY TROMBONES AND A POGO STICK.
Now you know the reason why I despise hi5.

Oh, and to close my post, I would like to show you a hillarious movie found on Random Forum Title, I almost died of laughter:

Oh, and forget it. You can't have my emoticons.

This is the life.

2011-01-19T15:41:00.000+02:00

"I was not an outstanding student. I did a reasonable amount of work. I got generally good - pretty good grades, but I was not that passionate about getting straight A's." (Steve Case)

I love when I'm the only student who passes at a certain exam. And not at limit, but w/ a high grade.

Nuff said. *lights up cigarette*

Exams.

2011-01-15T16:49:00.000+02:00

"My opinion regarding the exams session ? It's a big, pure and stinky piece of shit." (Mischka Zuzu)

Fuck exams. I hate them.

I failed at biochemistry, the second chance is on tuesday and monday I have exam at genetics. FFFUUUUUUUU !

Fuck biochemistry. I hate it. It's like shit.

"What are the protein precipitating reactions ?"

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW !!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF !

Atm, my desk is full of ash, ash trays, opened books, sheets of paper and notebooks everywhere, and I'm listening to music. It's the only way I can focus on what I have to learn.

A while ago, I was staying at the desk, learning, when suddenly I heard something buzzing around. I didn't gave a fuck, so I continued studying. But, the noise was so annoying, it was creeping me out every 2 minutes.
So, I started searching for that buzzing creature. I thought a fly was trapped between my notebooks, so I made a complete mess around.

After 2 hours of searching and searching, I found out that the buzzing came from a bottle of mineral water. It had a cork on the top, and the acid was getting out. From there the buzzing was coming...

FML. Fuck sessions.

I have to do this.

2011-01-10T20:38:00.001+02:00

"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." (Paul Gauguin)

To start my first post of the year, I want to wish to all of you Happy new year, and be careful not to step on a piece of shit. Kthx.

Finally, winter holidays are over, so things for me got normal. Yeaaaahhh, fuck em all.

Sorry for my lame-ass mood, but I've just started my session, I have to read books of approximately 500 plates and I've just finished reading at biochemistry.
Session is good for now, I had a viva voce test at anatomy on thurrrrsday and I GOT AN 8 !!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!! I'M THE BEST ! (*trollface*)

Now, leaving beside my fucking learning session n stuff, I would like to say: Alexis Jordan and all plagiarists, eat shit and die.

Why ?

I hate people who steal a song, lay on it some high-pitched voice, like you have a fuckin cucumber in your ass, and say "Oh, this song is mine".

"HHHHHAAAAAAAPPPPPIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSS, I'M SUCH A STUPID CUNT."

Do you know Alexis Jordan's song "Happiness" ? I bet you do.
Well, on a day I was driving to school, at a local radio played this song, and at the end the MC said it's Alexis Jordan's song.

Well, kiss my ass, because it ain't.

Make a comparison between these two songs:

This is the original song:
Deadmau5 - Brazil

Asculta mai multe audio diverse

And this is the fucked up version of that pussy:

Alexis jordan - Happiness

Asculta mai multe audio diverse

Bitch, GTFO of the musical industry, your place is in the kitchen. Amirite ?!

"HHHAAAAAAAPPPPIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEESSSSSSSS WITH MY CUCUMBER IN THE ASS"

Ok. The main point is: That slut gave no credits for Deadmau5, which sucks, eh ?!

Later that day, the dedication hours came, so I sent to that podcast a message:

"You bunch of turds, go fuck yourself. Eat shit and die. Why you play a stealed song and don't give credits for that person who spent months even years from their fuckin life to create a masterpiece ?!"

They didn't said my dedication on the radio, but at least they are not playing that song anymore.

Enough w/ this bitch called Alexis Jordan. Moving on to the Black Eyed Peas.

Remember their new song produced by Afrojack ? That one called "The Time"...
This video will speak itself:

Same beat, same snare, same hi-hat. Now that's fuckin weird, huh ?

Dirty beat ? Maybe stolen beat. >_<

Anyway, there are many artists who copy, for example Alexandra Stan copies Fergie, Xonia & Anda Adam are copying Lady GaGa, Kanye West copies Daft Punk, and bla-bla. There are too many plagiarists.

But that doesn't stops me from making a dedication for them (Sorry, it's in romanian, but you get the message):

Parazitii - Shoot yourself

Asculta mai multe audio diverse

IN YO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Your mom hugs you and tells you "Good job, dear"
But she doesn't know that you're a slut in the musical prostitution.

~~Fail.~~

Sweet revenge.

2010-12-29T15:52:00.001+02:00

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" (William Shakespeare)

I want to begin this post w/ the following phrase: "I love my mom".

Why so ?

Well, in my college I used to have a friend, which is a girl. Before holiday, I argued w/ her, because she lied to me.
A few days ago, I changed 2 of my phone numbers, and the last one I gave it to my mom in order to avoid any humbug.

Yesterday, the bitch called on my last phone number, and guess who answered ? My mom. That tramp tried to change her voice, but my mom recognized her, and knowing everything that happened, she started cursing her.

Today, I was cleaning my room w/ my mom for the New Year's Eve Party I'm gonna throw, and found in my room a bag that belonged to that bitch, and said "Ok, I'll take that to the trash can later".
In that bag, there were some pairs of underwear, clothes and some chocolate.

A few hours later, a group of people were outside, singing lousy carols. My mom, who hates Christmas, went out and told them to sing w/ a lower volume, 'cause she wanted to take some sleep.
After 15 minutes, my mom got very mad because of those carols, so she took that bag and threw it directly on the window, knowing it belonged to that bitch. And guess what: We're living in a flat, at the 7th floor.

This is why I love my mom. Sweet revenge.

"The nightmare before Christmas", or "Two ugly twats in a Bentley".

2010-12-28T00:30:00.000+02:00

"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit." (Louie Anderson)

On the Christmas Eve night I went in the famous Bamboo club. Wow ! Amazeballs ! I'm so 5 minutes ago... *face palm*

And no, i wasn't the first time I went to Bamboo. I went like 2 times before. And, again, no, it's not one of my favourite clubs. I prefer Kristal and Player. K ?

Anyway, the whole night as funny. First of all, when we wanted to book a table, that bitch didn't asked in which location we want our table to be booked, so I found out that our table had been booked in Brasov, a city located at 166 km (exact) from Bucharest. Thank you very much, you little troll, but we wanted in Bucharest, so fuck you.

Next, we initially were a group of 7-8 people. Before the club, me and 2 friends of mine went downtown to have dinner. Dunno what the fuck happened in the meanwhile, but from the initial 8 people we ended like 4: 3 girls and 1 boy. Fucking cool, eh ?
That situation was solved, hen the boy bringed in the club 2 friends of his.

After the magnificent dinner, it was club time. Hop in the car, and let's go. Of course I was driving, so the girls were staying on the back seat. Somewhere, staying at the traffic lights, a Bentley showed up w/ two ugly slimy individuals. I usually call them "cocalari".
These two cocalari were staring at me like "Hey baby, what cha doin'", and me like "Go take a fuckin shower, you ugly slimy fuckhead. Both you and your fuckbuddy". When the traffic lights went green, I speeded up, in order to leave those trolls behind. Suddenly, someone was flashing me from behind. Yeah, there they are, my beloved retarded twats. Finally, they lost me.

So, we reached to the club, got the table, everything was perfect, so I ordered a bottle of vodka. I told the waitress that I want a simple Wyborowa vodka, and she brings me the Exquisite one. The difference between them is that the Exquisite one is double in price as the simple one. Being so stupid, I opened the bottle and started drinking.

Dunno what was on my mind, but I asked the waitress how much does the vodka bottle costs, and she told me: "420 RON" (that means almost 200$, if I'm not wrong). I shat brix at that moment, and said: OK, but it was not ok at all. I had only 50$ at me, and also ordered a Red Bull, which costed 10$. Fucking amazing.

This issue got solved, so we had fun all night. We danced, drank and laughed.

This is how I spent my Christmas night.

Bah ! Humbug.

2010-12-24T16:26:00.000+02:00

"Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up." (Wendy Cope)

You wanna hear my opinion about Christmas ?

I FUCKING HATE IT.
Srsly now, I really hate it. I hate when little kids are waking me up at 6 A.M to open the flat's door just to come and sing me Christmas carols. I hate eating all that Christmas food. I hate almost everything regarding Christmas, and trust me, I have my own reasons.

2 years ago, exactly on the Christmas Eve (like today), I entered in a coma for a couple of days. The cause is still unknown, but I am suspecting a reason.
3 hours before entering in coma, I got very angry, and my blood pressure gone really big. In my stupid 17-year-old brain, I thought "Oh, let me take a hot bath, that should do the thing".
After making the hot bath, I got very sick, I vomited, and was exhausted. It was like 3 in the afternoon.
So I took a nap, and entered in a deep coma.

Later on, after a couple of days, I waked up in a hospital, and went like "Where the fuck am I ? Oh, Merry Christmas mom". The doctor told me that my blood pressure dropped at 5 to 3 or smth like that, and at 4 you die.

And this is how I spent my Christmas 2 years ago. Fucking great.

And, now you know why I hate Christmas.

Fuck that. Only the thought of what happened to me back then gives me goosebumps.

I still am decorating the Christmas tree n stuff, but I'm not as happy as I used to be, regarding Christmas.

As Ebenzer Scrooge used to say: "Bah ! Humbug", and Merry Christmas to all of you.

"If you get to know my world, it's not easy being a doll, watch my Gucci on the floor, a a aaaahhhh"

2010-12-20T21:37:00.000+02:00

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." (Marylin Monroe)

Imo, a woman's beauty stands in the unknown, mistery, and all this stuff, and my mom told me that a girl shouldn't stand out in an obscene way.

Am I right ?

If so, then why are girls that post pics like taken from a porn movie ?! *noisy laughter*

Today I've found a couple of pictures that were...disgusting. I was wondering:
Why making such awful pictures ? How will your parents react when they'll see them ? (Trust me, if you're capable of making that kind of pictures, it means you're not very intelligent)

And many other questions w/o any answers.
I'm not going to post those pictures, because I don't want to scare you. I'm telling you that those pictures are for 18+ aged people.

In one of those pictures, there's a...uhmm...girl, who forgot to hide it's tampon string, and...she was wearing a mini skirt in some club or smth like that.
In case you guys were wondering, yes. The string is visible. Even a blind man could've saw it.

Quite frankly, I refuse to believe that the person in cause is romanian. Even if you bring me clear proof, I'd still refuse to believe it.

In the second set of pictures, I've found a picture w/ a guy w/ it's...ok...up, and a girl w/ her hand in his pants. That's embarrasing. (Idk if these persons were romanian ppl, but again, I refuse to believe it.)

And, in the last row of pics, a gypsy self took a forced picture w/ a naked girl, holding her breasts. If you saw the pic, it was clearly that the girl had an aversion for him. (Unfortunately, I have to admit, these were romanians. It had as description "Arabian style with romanian girls".)

How stupid can you be to make this kind of pics ? I mean, ok, maybe it was an accident, but how stupid can you be to post them on the internet ?!

There are other embarrassing pictures on the internet, but I'm not entering in details.

The most frequent fenomen appeared in pictures is the famous duck face, which is dominating on both sexes (more on females than males, but we can't neglect none of them).

So, I have a dedication for you, duck face and embarrassing picture poses devotees:

(Sorry for my bad english, I had an exhausting day)

The twitter fever.

2010-12-19T21:43:00.001+02:00

"I remember when I checked out Deadmau5's blog, instead of twitter he said twatter. Imo there should be a resemblance somewhere..." (Mischka Zuzu)

Guess most of you heard about this social site called Twitter. It has a small adorable blue bird as logo. Personally I'm a big fan of Twitter.

But I don't fucking know how the hell I got almost 200 followers over the night. It's a total mystery for me.

I don't have any pictures w/ me posted anywhere (Meh, only on random forum title, a picture w/ myself and a picture w/ me and Deadmau5.), and got so many random followers from everywhere.

I'm pretty sure that some of those girls who have pictures in their underwear and w/ their duck faces are jealous. =))

Quite frankly, I'm surprised to see how many people appreciate me, despite the fact that many people are saying about me what a nasty piece of shit I am.

I only own a Last.FM account, a Steam, a Twitter and a SoundCloud one, so it's amazing.

Thank you for following me ! (No, I'm not behaving like a sissy wannabe superstar. I really mean it.)

"Te crezi la tine pă tarla ?!" laughter

2010-12-17T13:38:00.000+02:00

"Pe cine nu lași să moară, ăla nu te lasă să trăiești." (Anonymous)

Translation: "Who you not leave to die, that person won't let you live"

You might ask yourself why this title. It's a romanian affront, and it means something like "Behave yourself, you piece of shit", but w/ a curtain (indirectly).

Anyway, I'm pretty outraged and confused these days. I used to have a "friend" who was telling me that someone was speaking about me, gossip n stuff. She made me believe that another colleague from my group had stolen my anatomy books and doodled on them, and I had to call to the secretary to request an audience, in order to solve this problem.

It's a long story, but he didn't doodled on my books, nor stoled them (bad joke from that stupid bitch), so I had to go to the secretary and excuse myself for that error and exculpate him. After that, we started a great fight w/ the "fake informator".

Now, after what happened these days (making my phone number public, talking shit about me, and other miserable stuff that she done), I'm suspecting the false friend for stealing my cell phone.

Fuck her.

Everything will chill down for a period, because today I've entered in the winter holidays and I won't see that ugly, jealous and stupid face for a while. I can't believe she wants to be a doctor, but having this filthy and miserable soul.

How can you talk about your mother, the one that gave you life, in that way ?! She's calling her a slut, she's lying her, steals from her, and other stuff that I don't wanna tell because it makes me sick.

I've changed my friends from my college. We all want to move at the end of this year from the private form of learning (where we are now) to the state one. However, we need over 8 in session in order to move w/o going again through first year.

Fuck, it will be so much to learn. Shit ! But, once I got on this road, I won't change my mind. We must do it, if we want to move. In this way, we'll prove to the others that we're capable of becoming great doctors, and tresspass our own boundaries.

This might sound a bit communist, but calm down. I'm not a fan of Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin or Vladimir Ilych Lenin/Ulyanov, nor Karl Heinrich Marx or the Fuhrer und Reichskanzler - Adolf Hitler. I'm just an ordinary girl who wants to become a good doctor. Thank you for understanding. *panic-struck laughter*

Oh snap.

2010-12-13T23:17:00.000+02:00

"Jealousy - that jumble of secret worship and ostensible aversion." (Emil Cioran)

My way of thinking regarding my colleagues (which I have an abhorrence only by thinking that tomorrow I have classes w/ them *feels sick*):

- You like me, good for you, you don't, good for you again. But if you spread fake shit to everyone about me, I can mind as well to spit you in your face, after that you can go fuck yourself and die like a dog.

Am I right ?

Now, I have the need to beat someone till death.

Why this need ?

One of my cellphones got stolen by a colleague of mine last wednesday. My parents bought it 2 years ago as a Christmas present for me, and what these dickheads have done ?! THEY STOLED IT !

Fucking pricks !!!!! I hate my class ! All of the repeaters, thieves, human rubbish and cocksuckers had to gather in my fucking class !!!!!!!!!

Today, I took a decision: Tomorrow, I'm transfering to an other class, or else I'll commit a homicide. I'm gonna lose my self control.

I must recover my silence.
Fuck ! I have a big aversion for these stupid douchebags.

My college is great, I love it. I love the teachers, too bad my colleagues are assholes.

I was expecting to find some smart people at Medical School, but it didn't happened.

With dedication, from Mischka for my beloved colleagues.

Time rewind bullshit.

2010-12-12T22:52:00.001+02:00

"Lost time is never found again." (Benjamin Franklin)

Not going through a very good period regarding my health. I've wasted valuable time in hospitals to make some investigations regarding that breast lump and blood stats n stuff like that.

As I said, my lump is ok, and I'm treating it. I can't say the same thing about my blood. My leukocytes are in a big quantity, which indicates an infection (this is what my doctor told me).

I don't agree w/ him. The reason is: I have hypochromic anemia, and maybe the stats have been screwed, so I'll repeat the tests on Monday morning.

I've wasted all my life in hospitals. Maybe this is my destiny, or maybe this is the reason why I choosed to follow medical school: to work all day an night in a hospital, and also to die in one. *ironic laugh*

Anyway, I've determined my blood group and RH, and guess what ? I have the rarest blood group in the world: AB negative. (epic lulz) This means I must be very careful on picking the father of my future babies.

Apart from the medical issues, I'll finish school this week, and get into the winter vacation. Yipee yay.

Plans for this holiday:
- I wanna go to my birthplace. I really miss that fucking town.
- Throw an epic big NYE party, like a masquerade ball or smth like that. 30 people at my house, getting drunk (not me) and dance like maniacs.
- Open a Facebook account. Regarding social accounts, I'm soooo 5 minutes ago (I only own a Twitter, Last.fm, and SoundCloud account. Had an unpleasant experience w/ hi5 n stuff).
- Get loads of sleep. I really need some rest, following 2 colleges at the same time is pretty exhausting.
- Take a small trip around the country.
- Taking contact w/ some old friends.

And...

- Make new friends from every place on the earth. You'll never know when you need them.

I might not accomplish every line above, but I'd love to.

Now it's time to get some sleep. Good night, reader. *big and noisy yawn*

I hate stupid people.

2010-12-07T23:33:00.000+02:00

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." (Benjamin Franklin)
And:
"Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly." (Friedrich Nietzsche)

I agree, girls sometimes make mistakes n stuff, but you're about to meet someone who broke the laws of nature, the main reason why I'll move to an other class.

Before starting, I want to say that the biggest vexation for a girl is to be stupid, ugly and trashy (all in the same time), and that I really have to do this, or else I'll end six feet under.

Meet Diarrhea head. The reason why I call her this way is because she has a hair colour like diarrhea (LOL, I'm such an evil person). She is in the same class as I am, and believe me: since school started, I've spotted grey hair and smoke more (1 package and a half, almost 2), I'm taking Xanax because I'm sleeping only 3-4 hours a day and at school I'm wrecked after 3 hours of anatomy. I'm starting to think that she is also the reason why I have a breast lump and hypochromic anemia.

This little bitch is like that piece of shit you flush like 5 times and still won't disappear. She's worse than the Annoying Orange, has a voice worse than Rick Astley, and last but not least: she's a Justin Bieber fan and listens to cheap and shitty music called "manele".

Everything started at the first exam. As I said in the previous post, the teacher told her to pick up the humerus and talk about it. Guess what she did. She picked up the femur and started talking about the humerus on the femur. It was pretty funny how she was looking for something that the humerus had and the femur didn't. Obviously, everybody started to laugh.

Here are two pictures w/ a humerus and a femur. Look at them and tell me how the fuck can you derp so bad ?!

Humerus

Femur

If these two bones are similar, I'm gonna shoot myself.

Dunno how she passed that exam. Further on, the twat started to annoy me, my friend and the anatomy teacher w/ her kindergarden bullshit.

Today was the last drop: we were at the anatomy class, I was not feeling very good because of the treatment I was making for my breast lump, and she put manele on her cellphone and started dancing. My eyes got purple, and a few eye blood vessels got broke because of the tension. Also, she kept asking me every 30 seconds for 5 minutes what presents I got from Saint Nicholas, and I was ignoring her. My friend told her to shut up because I'm not feeling good and that I want 5 minutes of silence. From that moment, she started fucking my brains.

I waited like 2 minutes, went out and started cursing. If you were there, you could've hear me yelling "Futu-ți gura mătii de proastă" (it's a romanian curse, no translation available), see me jumping all over and smoking like turkish people.

And I'm still wondering how this ugliness who looks just like Smeagol, w/o any brains in her head, has a fucking boyfriend.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, and FML !!!!!!!!!!

There are no worries.

2010-12-06T19:29:00.000+02:00

"And thou wilt give thyself relief, if thou doest every act of thy life as if it were the last." (Marcus Aurelius)

Today I've made all my analysis regarding that breast lump (ecography, mamography n stuff). The doctor told me it's a 1,32 cm benign lump (this means it's not cancerous), and gave me a 3-month cure with progesteron.

What a relief !

Believe me, the whole weekend I shat my pants. I was very scared because of that stupid breast lump.

And today, because I was very happy and relieved, I went to change my haircut. :D
On Wednesday, I'll get rid of glasses, going to buy contact lenses (Yes, coloured. I want light green !), and getting my hair colour changed (I want to get blonde again. Dunno why, I just want so. I'm not getting right Wednesday blonde, I'm changing my hair colour in time, so it won't get damaged). Fuck, I can't wait !

Bad news: Tomorrow, I should go to my second college prom, but can't, because of my ankle. I can't wear heels, and will not go in sneakers.

And I should look up more on my medical genetics lessons, but meh. I really wanna play some Counter Strike, or Left 4 Dead. :D Happiness overload. :P

Outraged.

2010-12-03T23:33:00.000+02:00

"A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way to go after each holiday. It is the key to fighting high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses." (Lee Haney)

These days I'm passing through a series of problems. I feel like I'm a bag full of diseases.

Today I went to the doctor for physiotherapy, because I have a sprained ankle, which needs to be treated. The doctor made me a general consult, and she found me a very painful lump on my left breast. Now I'm suspected of cancer for the second time of my fucking life, and I'm only 19, for fuck sake. :-|

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU, and nuff said for today. Guess these words are reflecting my mood right now.

FML.

I'm back, fully recovered. (Happy B'day, Romania !)

2010-12-01T13:57:00.001+02:00

Sorry for my long absence, but I was pretty busy with learning and stuff.
You can keep in touch with me on Twitter. I'm accessing my account more often than my blog, and keep updating my status one at a few days, whenever I have some spare time.

I have a lot to tell you about what happened while I was missing.

Let's take things in order:

First, after my grandma passed away, I had my first exam at Medical School, everything regarding of bones. Funny is that I have a colleague, which me and my friend keep calling her "diarrhea head". Main reasons: She always talks bullshit, and she has a hair tole colour of...diarrhea.

So, at this exam we had to speak about a bone that our teacher tells us to pick.
The teacher tells her: Take the humerus and talk about it. That fuckbag picks up the femur and talks about the humerus on the femur.

The femur is not like the humerus at all. First of all, the humerus is smaller.

Anyway, the teacher leaves her talking shit, and when she finished talking, he asked her: And the femur is articulated with what bone ?

Guess what that dumbass said.

"With the sternum"

Brix were shat. =))
After that, he asks me to speak more about the humerus, and I said: "Pardon me, but that's not the humerus. That's the femur". I took the bone box, picked up the humerus, and said: "This is the humerus". Everybody was laughing.

I was happy that I took a B, and diarrhea head took an E. Neat ! :D

Right after the exam, we had laboratory at the morgue. Trust me, I haven't ate all day. Anything. (Just in case)
When I entered in the morgue, I had a shock: the corpse wasn't covered, so we could see everything. I mean, everything, no exception. He (yes, it's a he) was already disected, so I was relieved.

At the college's morgue, we have 2 "didactic materials": a male and a female, and they are kept in the same fridge. I was joking, saying that they will make little dead babies, so the college director should buy another fridge. :))

By the way: the male doesn't stink like dead (but he stinks like formalin), but the female does (she is dead for like 8 years, and the male for 5), and I never liked to find muscles at her because my eyes were tearing, and I was coughing all the time.

Whenever we had laboratory with the dead female, I was staying outside, smoking and eating. The stink is unbearable, trust me.

Yesterday, I had the second exam, and I wasn't feeling very good. My foot was hurting (still does) because I have a sprained ankle (fell on stairs thursday). I couldn't focus in finding some arteries, but I passed. I was on the limit.

Let's leave this subject, because I think you, reader, wanna go and puke, so I will change the subject.

Teachers are great, but my colleagues are awful. I can't stand them. They never hesitate to do some kindergarden-ish things, and talking bullshit (not gossip, but bullshit). They are so immature, I can compare them to a third grade retarded kid.

Furthermore, some of you maybe wondered about my relationship status. Still single, but had enough of searching, because I can't find anything at the time being. Had many proposals, but I declined all of them, because:
- I didn't find him interesting
- "Cocalari"
- Too direct
- Too small of age, and immature.
- Ugly, or stupid

Guess I'm lucky in love like I'm lucky at raffles.

Since I was a child, I was dreaming about leaving in Canada. I don't know exactly why, no reason.

Oh, well...maybe there might be my other half...*sigh*

Shit, forgot the Quote of the Day:

"The real ornament of woman is her character, her purity." (Mohandas Gandhi)

Mourning.

2010-10-03T22:32:00.002+03:00

"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see." (Hellen Keller)

As the title says, I'm in grief. My grandmother died these days. She had lung cancer. Anyway, everybody was expecting this, but...Meh. I'm not able to write very much now, because...You know. Sucky feelings, and...Grrrrr. I so hate this stupid sensation. If a week ago I had no fear of death, now I do. And very bad. FML big time once again, for me.
It's 10:24 P.M, but I don't want to go to sleep. I'm scared like shit. And my hands are very cold, too. Tonight, I think I'm going to sleep with my mom.
It's like a deja-vu, this reminds me when my grandfather passed away (I was 12), and I was so shocked that I started smoking like turkish people. Really now, I don't wish you to experience this kind of mixed sensations. Trust me, it sucks.
But, I really have to go. Tomorrow I must go to college. Why me ? :-(
Now, I feel like going outside and rage "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU".
Can someone tell me how the hell can I calm down ? I tried various methods, all of them are fail for me.

3SE - Alaturi de ingeri
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L.E: Now I'm crying.

Meh.

2010-10-02T19:09:00.000+03:00

"A charming woman is a busy woman." (Loretta Young)

Hope she's right, because from monday I'm going to be a very busy person.

First of all, just now had been posted our class schedules for every group at General Medicine. Ok, everything is good for now. But, it's kinda bad for me, because sometimes I'll be finishing at 8 P.M, and this sucks. Not counting the fact that I also follow another college, where I have to be at class at like 7:30 A.M, and courses will overlap, and this sucks even more. I don't think I'll have time to smoke a bloody cigarette.

Second, some good news ! Yesterday I've been to an awesome dubstep concert (at Nero, in the Roman Arenas - Bucharest) with some college acquaintances. There, we danced like nobody's business, shaked our feet on Rusko - Hammertime, and on Gojira's set. That night was amazing ! Too bad I ran without cigarettes, and had to borrow from someone (Wasn't in my plan, the bar didn't had any cigarettes. ANY ! Meh.).

The other good news is...My tooth doesn't hurts anymore ! Don't know what happened exactly, but the fact that there's no more pain counts the most.

Next, I just want to ask anyone of you, readers:

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET RID OF AN OBSESSED STALKER ?

Trust me, they are very annoying. :-( Help ! I really need an answer as soon as possible, or else I'll end in a looney park or, more likely, in some sort of jail.

By the way, you just lost the game.

I'm baaaack !!! Missed me, guys ? :-P

2010-10-01T18:42:00.000+03:00

"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford." (Dave Barry)

Ok, so, let's start with the fact that today my life as student started. Yes, today we had the celebrations with singing, meet the ~~monkeys~~ professors and stuff like that. It was pretty fun, meeting new colleagues (Yes, I already made myself a few friends, and tonight we're going to a dubstep concert - Nero and Gojira. YAY !), making fun of the plastic doll from your class. In other words: I love college.
You know, guys, I'm learning at 2 colleges simultaneously, and it was pretty fun how God didn't gave me any traffic, I drived half of Bucharest in like 5 minutes or so, and arrived to my second college just in time. :D

Next, you remember that moron I talked to you a few posts ago ? Yes, you can guess...he called me again today, and rejected his call because I was in class. Fuck him, he's such a prick. Why the fuck he keeps calling me, if I don't pay him any fuckin attention ? For fuck sakes. (Yes, I repeated the F word, it was intentioned, so go fuck yourself if you can't deal with it.)

In the previous post, I wrote about a very big toothache. Yes, you're right, my tooth still hurts, and guess why ? That stupid doctor treated my wrong tooth, and now I'm doing shots every fuckin morning, because the pain is unbearable ! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!

Again, FML, my life sucks. Or, better said, I have a VDC (Viata de cacat, which means "shitty life").

Now, let's chill out. I have a very nice song for you, though it's a little bit old:

Steve Lawler - 21st Century Ketchup (Tim Green's Less K Remix)
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Until next time: Goodbye, and have a nice week-end. :)

Everything in this fucking world is STUPID.

2010-09-28T16:43:00.000+03:00

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever." (Lance Armstrong)

Life sucks whenever you go at the dentist because your tooth hurts.
Let me tell you my sucky situation: I went yesterday to the dentist, and I told him that my tooth hurts very bad, and I can't eat. OK, he goes ahead with his analysis, radiography and bullshit. After one hour, he tells me that he must extract my nerve. That doctor extracted my nerve (it looks just like a little pink tadpole, and it had a yellow dot - that must be the infection), and I went home.

So, I arrived home at like 10 P.M, and I fell asleep at 12 in the afternoon.

WHY ?

BECAUSE MY TOOTH HURTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

FML once again.

Hakuna Matata.

2010-09-28T00:05:00.000+03:00

"God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress." (Kelly Clarkson)

These days passed so slow for me...I am getting bored every day, I'm counting the days left until college begins, and got so freaked out just because of the thought that I'll have to work so hard to achieve what I want. I'm not a kid anymore.
Anyway, I can't stand people who give up so easy on something. For example, you surely know those stupid selves who commit suicide just because his/her loved one dumped them.
I found a site called in which everyone can post about it's shitty life. After reading what's over there, I realised that my life isn't that bad as I was thinking, and I'm thanking to God that I have enough money to make a damn college.

Oh, fuck, I think this is my worst post ever. I'm not feeling that good. Got sick because of cigarettes, and my chest hurts. I even vomited today, after I got home. Really, I mean, really, must go to sleep. And visit a doc. It's fucking 12:01 AM. Yay. New day. New life. It's tuesday.

Oh, look, the parliament's lights went off. *yawn*

FML.

P.S: "Hakuna Matata" means "There are no worries" in Swahili. *yawn*

Sucky clubs. FFUUUUU.

2010-09-25T13:26:00.001+03:00

“La pomul lăudat să nu te duci cu sacul” (Anonymous)

...or "Never go with a bag at the praised tree". This is a romanian proverb, which suites the best for this post.
Last night I went to a club called Turabo Society Club. Bet you heard of it at least once in your life, 'cause I didn't, and I was considered sooo 5 minutes ago. I'm not that type of woman that parties into a club, and drinks until alchoholic coma. I'd rather go to a concert, or I don't know, to a live performance of a DJ (For example, I went a year ago at Deadmau5's concert in Bucharest. It was so fun, though I went only with a friend. I also got a picture with him. :D).
Anyway, back on topic: This club is shit compared to Player, The Gate or Kristal Glam Club. There was a Busta Rhymes concert (as far as I know), and there were lots of 16-year-old kids (or, as I like to call them: The Justin Bieber generation). Not to mention the music was sooooo boring, I almost fell asleep over there.
In other words: The atmosphere SUCKED.
Now, the people: As I early stated, the whole Justin Bieber generation was there. In those moments, I spoke to myself: "What on earth am I ? A fucking babysitter or what ?". Anyway, I was wearing a plain white dress, didn't had any deep cleavage and wasn't short at all. But it was white. A drop of white in a sea full of black. Obviously, I attracted attention just for wearing white. And all those little kindergarten kids were trying to ask for my telephone number, my yahoo id...Oh, for fuck sakes, next time leave your hormones at home, you stupid little pricks. I can be convicted for minor corruption.

Learn from my experience: NEVER GO TO TURABO SOCIETY CLUB !

L.E: I'm content just with the fact that, for solving a 4-pieced-puzzle, I won 3 packages of cigarettes and a pair of wayfarer-style shades. Neat !

To read, or not to read.

2010-09-23T18:14:00.000+03:00

"Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all." (Abraham Lincoln)

I can't stand people without any culture at all, people who don't know how to spell (even on their mother language), people who hate books because ~~these people are too stupid to understand them~~ they have cooties.
What ? You prefer being an idiot which doesn't know when to use the hyphen and when not, who says "visuri" instead of "vise" (vise = dreams, in romanian), than going to school and reading a book ?

I always loved books (No, I'm not a bookworm. I just love reading, it relaxes me), though I never had time to read them all. Everytime I have some spare time, I read a book.

As far as I saw in my high-school, I was one of the few persons who prefered reading a book than watching a movie. Books are not a torture ! They are made for the imagination, books can be interpreted as a mind-travelling experience.

Reading and learning are the easiest effort you can make for yourself.

I, also, have a song for you (too bad I don't have the english lyrics). This song is called "Culture instigation" by Parazitii.

Parazitii - Instigare la cultura (citeste-o carte)
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Books are educating the spirit...

Guess who's back, back again (with "moar" fail)...

2010-09-22T20:21:00.000+03:00

"A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it." (Michelangelo)

Guys, sorry for my long absence, I know you missed me, but I was kinda busy these days.

And, in this post, I would like to talk about very promiscuos jobs launched under very stupid pretexts.

These days, I was walking on Lipscani Street, somewhere in the Old Centre of Bucharest, and got a flyer, presenting a job.

This flyer sounds like this:

"We are looking for GIRLS

For escort services or nightclub (NO striptease) for Italy. Minimum 18 years, under 57 kg, minimum knowledge of italian or english. For any questions and for sending pictures bla bla bla..."

I want to ask them one simple question: ARE YOU STUPID ?!
I mean...Duh, how stupid can you be to apply to this type of job without any doubts regarding it's safeness ? Maybe you'll get hired as a prostitute, who the fuck knows ?
And they have such retarded faces, as beautiful as walking by foot.

My advice for everyone: Don't trust this type of jobs. It's like someone who sends you a message "Hey, you just won 100.000 $ at a raffle by Carrefour." Dude, I haven't been to Carrefour for 3 fucking years, so fuck you mister I-dunno-who-the-hell-you-are.

What the fuck is wrong with me ?!

2010-09-18T13:59:00.000+03:00

"I don't see myself as beautiful, because I can see a lot of flaws. People have really odd opinions. They tell me I'm skinny, as if that's supposed to make me happy." (Angelina Jolie)

In this post, I would like to ask you, readers, a question (I'd prefer an answer from the girls): "How you would react if someone you just met at a college exam kisses you without your permission ?"

Something like that happened to me wednesday. I went to give a college exam (which I passed with 40 points out of 70, I'm so proud of myself because now I am learning at 2 universities: at medical school and at business management with teaching in english.), and there I met someone just because I needed a fire (to light my cigarette, not something else, you moron). After the exam, we said to go for a coffee until the results will be posted.
There, we spoke about my person, his person, bullshit. Suddenly, he kissed me. After that kiss, I was looking at him like "WTF" and told him "You know, it's not such a good idea", and he was ok with that.
Next, we started talking about music. I showed him a song I like (Deadmau5 - Ghosts n stuff). Guess what he said ?! "It sucks. Let me show you a cool song." Now, guess what he showed me ?! MANELE !!!!! I was like... "God, have mercy."
Another thing: he tried again to kiss me (right on that shitty music) and I said: "Oh, I must go to the bathroom" (I had a reaction like: Please, stay away from me), and ran away to that god damn bathroom, washed my tongue with soap, and raged: FFFFUUUUUUUUU !!!! When I got out, my face was red, I told him I must go home, ran directly to the car, called a friend of mine almost crying and went directly at her.
Lucky he failed, at least we won't be in the same college.
Next day, when I was on the beach, he called me, and I didn't answered.
Tell me now: Why the fuck am I having this bad luck ?! What is wrong with me ?!

Short vacation...

2010-09-18T11:51:00.000+03:00

"Modern travelling is not travelling at all; it is merely being sent to a place, and very little different from becoming a parcel." (John Ruskin)

So, I just got back from my unplanned mini-vacation to the seaside. There happened so many events during these days, that it would take me forever to tell you about all of them, so today I'll write a few posts with the most important events in my life.

First of all, I would like to talk to you about my adventures at the seaside. I left a few days ago, drove for like 2 hours or so, until Costinesti. Nobody was there. Nobody. It was like going in the middle of nowhere. No clubs open, no restaurants, no nothing. Even the weed shops were closed.
So, next day we left to Eforie Nord. There were many people, besides Costinesti. Moreover, there were many dogs on the beach. One of my friends adventured to give something to eat to the poor dog. After like 5 minutes, another dog came and settled on my beach towel, filling it with sand. Of course, I started cursing. Next, he started to search in my beach bag for some food. Not to mention I had some sandwiches in that bag. When I spotted that rascal searching in my bag, I jumped over and started fighting with that dog for what belongs to me. Don't know how on earth could that sandwich bag came out from my beach bag, but that dog was pretty smart: he left the beach bag and wanted to run away with my sandwich bag. But I was a second smarter: I kicked that dog and he ran away (I had to, because he wanted to bite me, so fuck you PETA). I won the fight for survival !! Zuzu - 1, dog - 0.
Anyway, besides that unpleasant event (and the fact that the wind was blowing so hard, that I couldn't light up a fucking cigarette no matter what), I had a great time.

Moar pictures:

I so loved that seagull. He was staying next to me, searching for food.

The sea.

The sun.

FFFUUUUUUU...

2010-09-14T12:35:00.000+03:00

"If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them." (Pietro Aretino)

I'M SO FED UP OF MY NEIGHBOR !!!! I just want to get some healthy sleep and he never hesitates to annoy me with his sucky music. You're right: he listens to manele, because he's a "cocalar" which owns an Audi Q7 and eats bread with salami on the car's hood. God, have mercy !

"Oooooooo carolinaaaaaaaaa jambalaaaaaaa..." FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- !

Crap, my back of neck hurts. I'm going to buy some ear plugs, and smoke a (I mean, some) cigarette.

Anyway, in all this stress, I made a demotivational image (just because i'm sick and tired of all this crap), starring Deadmau5 and the FFUUUU guy.

Enjoy !

OMG, you're like soooo 5 minutes ago !

2010-09-13T18:50:00.001+03:00

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us." (Jane Austen)

Holy shit, I almost stepped on my glasses.
So, in this post I would like to talk to you about vanity.
Vanity is, as Jonathan Swift said, a mark of humility rather than pride. Vain people are very easy to spot: they always tend to show you how pink is their life, and they seem to be spotless.
However, in almost 100% of situations, vain people are hiding a dark side of their life.

Let me be more precise. Today, while surfing on cocalari.com, I found a blog, which was made by a vain girl. That poor blog was full with pictures of her in a swimming pool, describing "how fun was that trip to Egypt", how was the atmosphere at Bucharest Fashion Week, and, last but not least, how many hi5 fake accounts are with her pictures, and how nervous she is. Not to mention that she looks like she had been stucked in a kebab machine for 2 weeks.

First, calm down, dude !!! So what if you have found a gazillion hi5 accounts with your pictures ? Personally, I don't give a flying fuck about that. What the f... ? Are you having a complex ? (Not complex like a mall or smth...Hope you aren't that retard.)

Second, I've been a model, too. Trust me, it SUCKS big time. You must stay like all day long under high temperatures for so much money that you couldn't even afford buying some fucking cigarettes. I quitted this mess 3 years ago, got sick of it.

Regarding your aspect: I believe you want to look good to attract men, but WTF, you don't have to wear transparent clothes ! And, with all that make-up, you look like a circus clown. (Hope you won't start to criticize around, telling me that I look trashy. Believe me, I wear make-up, I wear high-heels, but in a decent way, not to attract attention.)

In the end, who gives a shit about your pampered life ? (Because I don't.) Come on, give me a fucking break !

Coffee and cigarettes.

2010-09-13T12:56:00.000+03:00

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." (Clement Freud)

Ohhhh yesss, this is the life. Living all by yourself in a big house, drinking short espresso mixed with chocolate liqueur and smoking as much as you want to. Feels so fucking great. Now I'm feeling the taste of summer holiday. As I said: It's a unique sensation and feels so fucking great.
Who cares about yellow teeth, dirty lungs, cancer, atherosclerosis, aneurism and all that nonsense ? Who cares ? Everybody deserves a little cherry on their cake. And no, I am not smoking pot. I'm just HAPPY. This is how I think, a 7-year smoker and a 4-year-coffee drinker.
Smoking is like, I dunno, a pain-killing and a stress-relief drug, and coffee is my good-morning drink. But, once you get into these bitches, you won't give up easy. Believe me, I tried to quit smoking, but I couldnt stay without them more than 6 months.

Fuck, I'm not going to be a good doctor.

Music !

2010-09-13T10:36:00.002+03:00

"Music can change the world because it can change people." (Bono)

In this post, I would like to show you some songs I like very much.
I prefer listening to electronic music, dubstep, trance and romanian hip-hop, but that doesn't mean I don't listen to other types of music. When I like a song, I will listen to it, no matter what genre is. (Exception: Stupid manele music. I'd rather declare myself a Justin Bieber fan than listening to that shit.)

Calvin Harris - I m Not Alone (Deadmau5 Remix)
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Sasha - Xpander
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17 Caspa & Rusko - Africa
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Rusko&Caspa - Custard Chucker
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Benga And Coki - Night
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TC - Where s My Money (Caspa Remix)
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Ron Carroll - Walking Down The Street (Bart B More Remix)
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Wolfgang Gartner & Mark Knight - Conscindo (Original Club Mix)
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Deadmau5 - Catbread (Original Mix)
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Mgmt - Time To Pretend (Diplo Remix)
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As I said, I like listening to romanian hip-hop, too. Here are some tracks, which I'm pretty sure you'll like them:

Cheloo feat Anonim - Hidrobicicleta
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Parazitii - Bad Joke
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Parazitii - Something TO Say Featuring Rakewon The Chef
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Spike - Visam
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Spike - Bum (ramanem prieteni)
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Cheloo - Cronica unei senilitati premature
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Ombladon feat. Guess Who- Noapte buna Bucuresti
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I like some romanian music, but I don't listen to Inna `n stuff. In my opinion, her music is boring. Have you heard of Deepside Deejays ? Their music is nice.

Deepside Deejays - Live It Up (Original Version)
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Deepside Deejays - Going My Way (Original Mix)
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Deepside Deejays Feat Alex & Grasu Xxl - Around The World (Video Edit)
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Nick Kamarera feat. DeepSide Deejays - Beautiful Days
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Radio Killer - Be Free (Deepside Deejays Remix)
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Fly Project-Raisa (Deepside Deejays Remix)
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Erick E, Anita Kelsey, Roog feat. Housequake - Shed My Skin (Deepside Deejays Original Mix)
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Back from outside.

2010-09-12T21:45:00.000+03:00

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule." (Friedrich Nietzche)

I went out with my friends (crazy bitches) to smoke some hubble-bubble (or hookah), we imitated Snoop Dogg and got stupid around.
In the middle of our insane laughter, a bald guy was nearby, and a pigeon above his head. What went next...you know. We started laughing even harder and noisier than before. 5 minutes later, we all had to go to the bathroom.
We're just a bunch of monkeys. At least I had fun. I really wanted to laugh today.

Searching for Mr. Handsome.

2010-09-12T16:39:00.001+03:00

"I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it." (Margaret Thatcher)

However, I'm adding just a few words: "Especially when my whole city (or at least 90% of it) is full of ugly slimy specimens called 'cocalari'"
You don't know what a 'cocalar' is ? Have you ever seen, as I commented today on deadmau5's blog, a self who's in a continuous fight with the water and soap, who's wearing the same hot-pink "Gigolo Italiano" T-shirt for at least 2 months, stealed his grandpa's car and went out, listening shitty "manele" (or failed bollywood music), to pick up chicks ? If you did, I really feel sorry for you. If you didn't, you're a very fucking lucky bastard.
Guess this is the cause why I'm single for 6 months.
Oh, I just reminded a thing that happened to me like 2 months ago: I was walking down the street to buy some cigarettes, and suddenly, a "cocalar" appeared in front of my face and told me "Baby, you really need a tan", and he was as black as a crow. I told him "You know, tanning gives you cancer. Now, when I'm looking at you, I'm not giving you more than 2 years."

Shit, now I realise that I haven't been to the seaside just because I had to learn for medical school. Oh, well, maybe I have some time left to go.

Shopping involves big, painful blisters.

2010-09-12T11:35:00.001+03:00

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him." (Buddha)

I can't doubt this quote's rightness.
Why I'm saying that ? Yesterday my friend from my hometown (Bacau, somewhere in the moldavian region) came to Bucharest, and forced me to go shopping with her, at 9 pm. I was thinking she might finish fast, so I took a pair of shoes with high-heels.
We met in the neighborhood mall, and she told me "Oh, let's go to Bershka...let's go to Nissa...There might be cool things at Zara...Oh, I haven't been for a while to Sephora". I said: "Ok, but first let me finish my cigar"..."NOOOOO !!!!".
And so, I've been surfing through that mall for like 3 hours or so, and got such big blisters, that I had to take off my shoes and drive until home without any shoes.
These are one of the reasons why I prefer online shopping.
But I'm content with the fact that she got blisters, too. YAY !
Now, I'll go make my blister treatment. Ouch !

Word Problems

2010-09-11T19:43:00.000+03:00

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." (Charles Darwin)

Whoops, looks like this quote doesn't suite me very well. For 19 years I've been wasting my time over and over again. Until today. This is the first day of the rest of my life.
Anyway, let me introduce myself. I am Zuzu (my nickname) and, obviously, I'm a girl. I'm living in the humble capital of Romania (Bucharest), and I'm a student at "Titu Maiorescu" University - first year at Medical School.
Life here, in Bucharest, is like a daily adventure. Living in a concrete jungle is far away of being easy. Even if you are the richest person in Romania, there has to be a stupid self that rules you (for example, politicians. They are VEEEEERRRYYY stupid.). This is the reason why I am waiting 11 more years to leave in Canada, for good (6 years at Medical school, and 5 years the residency), but I still cannot say that my life SUCKS. Quite frankly, my life is almost pink in comparison with other people.
The main reason why I named this post "Word Problems" is because of my mood: I cannot describe it. The second reason is that I'm listening to a song called "Word Problems" (by Deadmau5 ^_^)
Why do I think this is the first day of the rest of my life ? Because, today, my life changed dramatically. I'm no more a lousy high-school pupil, and I can't afford having fun as I used to. I will have a big responsability on my shoulders from now on, and I have to learn a lot to succeed in what I want to become: a plastic surgeon. I am proud of myself for reaching in this point, many people can't (I'm not greedy, I just want to describe my feelings).
In the end, I want to say to you, dear reader: "Live your life to the fullest, because you will never know when you'll have to grow up faster and engage important responsabilities, for example, a human's life".